I’m a delightful cocktail of sarcasm, dry wit, and occasional goofiness—think James Bond meets Monty Python. My interests range from the martial (judo, jiujitsu, and kendo) to the digital, where I tinker with gadgets and marvel at technology. When I’m not flipping someone over in a dojo, I’m skipping through audiobooks. I dabble in digital art, where my creations straddle the line between genius and "what is that even supposed to be?" Ex-army, ex-doorman, ex-close protection. Currently, I'm a technical consultant (large enterprise, computing & storage.) Oh, FYI, I'm also a part-time wizard...