I'm honestly tempted to say something like 'I am a delightful individual with a delicate palate in the finer woes of life', but nah, cause istg if i get hit up with a 'what's up' the first thing I'm saying is ahoy there matey. Let's see, I'm terrified of pretty people, and can't sugarcoat shit. Also I'm terrified of fishes. It's just something about their...slimy skin and teethless, fleshy mouths...bleh...